Do you think birds have laws? Is it against bird laws to fly really low in the middle of the road and dodge my car by inches? I wonder if there are little "teenage" birds daring their buddies to do this. Like, "Hey George, I dare ya to play chicken with that black car!" And George is all, "What'll ya give me?" And his buddy is all, "Absolutely nothin!" Then George decides he's cool and misses my windshield by an inch.
Do they have little birdy police? If Officer Feathers sees George do this, will he get a ticket for J-Flying? Is the Officer gonna tweet George's parents and tell them? Is George gonna get grounded and not be able to fly with his buddies for a week?
What about curfew? Are George's parents waiting up for him? What happens if he comes back to the nest late?
Your thoughts?
5 years ago
4 comments:
LOL... you are crazy too! Did you have an incident with George? I would think that you could provide some great insight into the structure and culture of birds being since you have a colony of pidgeons living on your roof. Hook up a webcam, crack this secret and broadcast it to the world! I'm going to go take another nap.
Besides laughing at you...I will say I don't think birds have rights. If they are going to fly at your car they deserve to die. Just my opinion.
and I thought it was just my Cra the dive bombed! I am so not a bird person, at least up close.
Well if they do have police they are doing a horrible job. I nailed one on the windsheild and feathers went flying. He lost the bet:)
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